you did it hipsters, you turned sloths mainstream. i didn’t even think it was possible but no, the hipsters proved me wrong.

friendship circle problems are driving me headfirst into the wall

you may be more popular than me at school, but i’m more popular than you on the internet so who is the real winner here? 

to the person from school who follows me and i don’t even talk to you go away gurl i dont want u 

braces off in a month omg the relief

my mission in life is to find jennifer lawrence’s secret tumblr 

when people talk to me whilst im having a good old daydream. no. 

i am so paranoid bc when i talk to people i barely know i feel like they probably hate me and i’m most likely annoying them so i just feel awkward and say stupid things idk why i’m let out of the house

why is the word moist even included in the english language anymore bc im pretty sure everyone hates it lol

i dont know what to do anymore

but i have tumblr so i’m ok i love you guys

honestly i don’t know how i made it through today without hitting someone

depriving myself of sleep so i can sleep easier the night before school

i will be depressed tomorrow so i can just sleep away my sadness

u know when u feel like u need to change ur dp on fb so u look through ur photos and u think “yeah… no thank u” 

that’s my life story